Let’s prepare for the tears, my dear.
Happy
Stupid, overated, mega lame, ultra fucking dumb
Valentines day.
I’m going to The Forks. I swear, if I see people macking on each other ALLL while I am there, I am going to hurl.
I am not saying this out of my unlucky, bitter, single heart. I am saying this because it is true. I detest this season and have for years. I honestly am unimpressed with what ever event made this date come into play. I am only reminded of how lonely I am right now, relationship wise. I am falling for someone I can never have, (or at least, I think I am?) I am eating too much chocolate and not enough icecream, and I just wanted to sleep in. BUT NOOO. I had to be a great friend. Grah. My life.
Anyway, don’t allow my particular bitterness get in the way of your happy-happy-joy-joy, sex, sex, sex, “I LUH YEW“s. Even if this day it materealistic, some of you still rather enjoy it. Single or no.
Good’ay! ♥
